We return fashionably late again to review Call of Juarez 2: Bound in Blood – a.k.a. Game of the Year 2009 (we’re calling it OH LOL PUN).
Cowboys are fucking badass
Dual pistols are fucking badass
Showdowns are fucking badass
Rain shaders are fucking badass
Co-op is fucking bada- OH WAIT THERE IS NONE, SHIT
We defy intense heat to discuss how quickly we got bored by The Sims 3 and why, debate Infamous vs Prototype based on the experience one of us has with one of these games, and Ralph gives us an update on his new laptop. Also, we try to figure out what the hell we are gonna talk about next time.
The triumphant return of cheesy blogpost images!
Because the extra work is totally worth it (not really but whatever)
The ins and outs of Simeon(?) relationships
Just look at her. You can’t even have tits that big in the game.
Laptops
They aer grate.
Karate-kicking helicopters
It never gets old (yes it does NO SHUT UP IT’S AWESOME)
Hollow promises
Seriously, this was the first hit on Google.
